100th post. I don’t know, seems like more.
It must be the apocalypse. It’s gotta be. I just saw the most messed up headline I have ever read in my life. It’s very wrong on so many levels. Here it is:
Boyfriend, 14, hunted in stabbing of 13-year-old mother of his child
So it turns out that this kid stabbed his girlfriend of 3 years, mother of his 1 and a half year old baby girl, in the neck with a kitchen knife. The girl was taken to a children’s hospital, her child was taken to relatives, and the boy fled the scene shirtless.
Let’s do the math together: The child is 18 months old. A normal pregnancy duration of 9 months. Potentially 2 kids that just had their birthdays. This equals a mom at age 10 and dad at age 11.
Let’s take this a little further: The child is 18 months, divided by the pregnancy of 9 months, equals 2. 2 times the mom’s age for 2 parents to make the satan spawn child equals 20. the dads age is 11. Kinda sounds like 2011 to me.
Or how about this one: the child was born in a 619 area code. The 1 could easily make a fraction that looks a little more like 6/9. 6 divided by 9 equals .666. Yikes!
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Umm…not sure about this one. Sounds like they’re probably from Jamul or somewhere out that way. I do like your math though.
How is the 18 month old child satan… sounds like the 14 year old dad who stabbed his 13 year old girlfriend (50 times I might add) is the more appropriate “satan” and the “spawn” is really unfortunate to be bore into such madness. Anywho, just my thinking. Interesting math though, but 2012 is the fortold apocalyse date.